basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

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who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

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if i show you a picture on my phone, do not SWIPE. ain’t nobody tell you to take a motherfucking tour.

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schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

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im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

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