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how do you determine if someone is too old to date?


I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma 

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COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

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can’t wait to own dogs with u


lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

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imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

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I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted

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